Ever-Changing Reflection

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding... It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.
~ Kahlil Gibran

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Have you ever...

Googled yourself? I have, but not this way. Try this fun game I saw on Nicole's blog, You Had Me At Hello! Enter your name with the prompts below, and write the first result that comes up.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters a rat's ass, like Scangalina did. (Coincidentally, this is from a girl named Jen's blog, wherein she is playing the same game!)

Type in "[your name] looks like" in the Google search
Jennifer looks like she just stepped out of the painting and into life.

Type in "[your name] wants" in the Google search

What Jen Wants for Xmas (a Flickr album)

Type in "[your name] does" in the Google search
Jen Does the Drop Off. (Sounds so mysterious, doesn't it?)

Type in "[your name] hates" in the Google search
Jen Hates Evil Empire Starbucks's Q&As are private.

Type in "[your name] asks" in the Google search
Reader Jen asks, Where is your favorite place?

Type in "[your name] likes" in the Google search
Jen likes to multitask during sex. Jennifer Connelly has revealed that she likes to read or shop online during sex.

Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search
Jen eats her tiny steak

Type in "[your name] wears" in the Google search
Jen wears gucci

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in the Google search
JENNIFER was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, drug paraphernalia and giving false information to a peace officer

Type in "[your name] loves" in the Google search
Jen Loves Kev is a blog about art, fashion, adventure, and everything in between. (Second blog result!)


Anna said...

bahaha that is hilarious!!
lovelove your best09 series!!

Alicia said...

ahhh!! that's awesome!! i'm TERRIFIED to google myself but now I have to....just to see what comes up! and the 'jen eats her tiny steak' is friggin hilarious! haa!!