... BECAUSE I WILL BE WORKING FROM HOME!!!!
My boss has been trying, since I got my new position two months ago, to get me approved for a company-issued laptop so I wouldn't have to commute 80 miles and two hours roundtrip daily every day.
I have been trying to work from home for years since I've had an hour-long commute each way for the past four years.
Finally! I get two hours of my life back! I am so ecstatic!
Now I have two flexible jobs I can do from anywhere with internet access! Livin' the life, livin' the life.